there was a trapeze. enough said
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You ruined the universe
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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