This is not my ceiling
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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