Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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