I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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