Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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