Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
do herpes really smell.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck