Soap is not a condiment
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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