I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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