it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I think my moral compass just broke
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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