HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I need a burrito and a hug.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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