If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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