i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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