So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay