I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up