So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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