Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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