Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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