if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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