even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Ikea night.
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Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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