yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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