Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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