hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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