Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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