i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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