last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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