I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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