After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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