Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
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you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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