i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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