Dual....:-)
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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