My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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