new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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