it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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