You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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