I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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