Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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