Me. At least after what I've been through.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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