Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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