I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
