Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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