he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I have feelings that need drinking.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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