if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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