Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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