By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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