dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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