We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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