Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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