Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
His nipple licking is glorious
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