I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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