I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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