Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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