wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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