I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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