Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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