you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
